BE SAFE WITH PEST PIRATES
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GENERAL PEST CONTROL
Avast ye homeowners AND business owners!! If ye be plagued by ants, spiders, crickets, stink bugs, Asian multicolored beetles, and more, fear not! Pest Pirates LLC, licensed and insured in Pennsylvania, be ready to swiftly shoo away those pesky critters using safe and cost-effective methods. We survey your ship, gather our crew, and make your pests walk the plank! We've always got ye covered! Contact us today to keep yer home pest-free and in ship-shape!
RODENT CONTROL
Pest Pirates be your trusty crew for battling pesky rodents! We be licensed and insured in Pennsylvania and are experts in safe and cost-effective rodent control. Act fast to keep your home, business, or farm shipshape – ye don't want those scurvy rodents gnawing on your treasures! These critters plunder your food stores, chew on your wiring, and carry many plagues (diseases). Call fast to make them walk the plank! Arrr!
TERMITE CONTROL
Beware of Eastern Subterranean Termites!
Avast ye homeowners! Those sneaky Eastern Subterranean Termites be like silent pirates, causing big trouble for yer home! Act fast with Pest Pirates LLC - licensed termite experts who know the safest, most economical ways to keep yer home termite-free. Need NPMA-33 forms for a home purchase? We've got ye covered! Don't let termites plunder yer home - contact us today!
STINGING INSECT REMOVALS
We be warnin' ye of the dangers of the stinging critters that answer to the name of yellow jacket, wasp, and hornet! They be more fearsome than a kraken on a bad day, ready to strike with their mighty stingers! But fear not, the Pest Pirates be here to save the day!
Our crew be swift and savvy, ready to make those pesky pests walk the plank quicker than Blackbeard can say "Ahoy!"
We'll send those buzzing bandits to Davy Jones' locker faster than ye can shout "LAND HO!"
BIRD ABATEMENT
Today, we be settin' sail to warn ye about the dangers of them winged villains - the starlings, grackles, and pigeons! These scallywags may seem harmless with their chirpin' and cooin', but beware, for they can wreak havoc on your ship in no time! From poop deck to crow's nest, these beaked bandits can leave a mess that'll make ye wish ye were walkin' the plank! Fear not, for we be here to save the day! We'll have those feathered foes walkin' the plank quicker than ye can say "shiver me timbers!"